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you can call me Sally

did-you-kno:

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rodneykong:

ghostgif:

98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party 

yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars

randomsplashes:

[SOLVING MURDERS YEAHHHH]

bless the elementary writers (◡‿◡✿)

piglii:

fun senior prank idea: lock down your entire school, wipe all of your students’ memories, and force them into a vicious game of murder and executions

vvumblr:

does beyonce measure her weight in beyounces

bokuta:

hello friends friendly reminder

pls don’t upset my friends

bcos when you upset my friends you upset me

and when if you upset me

i’ll break your necks

starkreactors:

#if you consider the timeline of the movie and all clint could be just noticing the hulk here and thinking ‘and who the fuck are you’